Funny Dating Advice

I was blog-surfing again today as I did more research on various health topics. I came across a series of very funny dating advice written by Ashok, a young Indian gentleman with definite views of how things should be.

I'm pretty certain it's been written tongue-in-cheek but, especially if he really believes it, this is pretty funny stuff.

About Dating -Advice For Men

You could be doing everything right, and when you decide to compliment her by telling her she is not so bad looking, she explodes for some reason. Probably at that point in her script, she had things a little different. And for some reason, she expects you to read her mind to know just what pleases her. You could even be looking out for her best interest by skipping dessert, and even when you explain that you don’t want her getting any fatter, she explodes.

He ends this piece with the following advice:

Now, having said all that, I will concede that it might be possible that in some cases, the dating thing could just be a good strategy. But, I can’t think of any such case right now.

The following might be his only article that actually offers some good advice, though some are still pretty funny.

Getting A Girl – Ten Clues That She Is Interested In You
1: Eye contact is always number one. If a girl is making eye contact she is interested.
2: Smiling at you. This is often combined with eye contact but it shows more interest.
3: Touching her hair. If a girl is touching her hair she is interested.
4: Posture. If she sits up straighter while looking at you she is showing interest.
5: Head tilt. When girls tilt their heads to one side that shows interest.
6: Touch. If a girl touches your arm while talking to you she is interested.
7: Legs crossed with one leg pointed toward you. Definitely interested!
8: Licking her lips. This is a sure sign she is interested.
9: She sends you a drink. This is an invitation, take her up on it.
10: She moves closer to you. She is letting you know she wants you to get closer too.

He moves on to dating advice for women. Apparently this advice worked well for his mother's generation and what was good enough for her...

How To Get The Guy -What Every Girl Needs to Know!
1. Be pretty.
2. Learn to cook well.
3. Be ready and willing to clean.

Next is the funniest advice of all.

Attention Women! Know Your Limits!

What I want to share here is some advice for you women, to help make your relationships with men not just work, but thrive.

Since Ashok didn't appear to be getting too far in his endeavors in finding a suitable woman, he turned to online dating to finally find the woman that matched his expectations:
Online Dating – Meeting the Indian Girl of My Dreams

Hope you enjoyed that bit of insanity. Have a joyous Fourth of July celebration!